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Teenape Vs. The Monster Nazi Apocalypse (2012)
Character: Teenape
In 1945, the members of P.I.A. (Paranormal Investigation Agency) landed in Nazi Germany and defeated Hitler and his evil scheme to unleash genetically engineered man-monsters on the world. What they didn't know was that Hitler's right-hand assistant, retained a vial of his DNA! Now she plans to bring him and his creatures back and start the Fourth Reich. Only Teen Ape and his new team can save the world from doom!
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Deathbone, Third Blood Part VII: The Blood of Deathbone (2011)
Character: N/A
When an elvin village is taken over by the goblin warlord Vondruke, and one of their kinswoman Marge is taken captive, a young elf girl named Heatherial must seek out the one they call Deathbone and ask for his help to vanquish the evil. Filled to the brim with witty and over the top dialogue and comedy.
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The Karaoke Kid (2006)
Character: Poopdeck Pappy
In the first All Comedy Flick from LBP, Chris Seaver brings you the heart warming tale of AJ Stabone, a mild mannered guy who was thrust from his California life, to live in the small hick town known as Wellsville, NY. He soon finds out that this small town is much more than it seems. It is home to the BIGGEST Karaoke Championship of all time, and Ricky the Gootch reigns Supreme. Ricky makes it pretty hard for the NEW Kid and starts an all out War to destroy AJ and his "cool" ways. AJ along with his mentor Poopdeck Pappy, enter the contest to thwart Ricky's plans of Karaoke World Domination and put him in his place. Watch as You Will witness Karaoke, like you have never seen it before.
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Twas the Funk Before Christmas (2006)
Character: Teenape
Teenape and Bubbles partner up with a busty elf to help find the kidnapped Santa Claus, and the turgid and squishy misadventures they get in along the way.
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Ski Wolf (2008)
Character: Scott Bateman
Inspired by the 1980s comedy hits Teen Wolf and Ski School, this low-budget spoof centers on a group of ski bums who are forced to momentarily set their non-stop partying ways aside to save their favorite ski resort from a hostile takeover. Packed with mischief, mayhem and moon-worshipping werewolves, this hilarious B-movie stars Casey Bowker, cult film legend Trent Haaga and adult film star Alix Lakehurst.
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Teenape Goes to Camp (2008)
Character: Teenape
Writer, producer and director Chris Seaver (Filthy McNasty) puts the campiness in summer camp with this raunchy and hilarious misadventure that finds the one and only Teenape taking on the job of Camp Arawak counselor. When the delinquents of Arawak run roughshod over his friend and confidante Heather, Teenape swings into action and shows the little miscreants a thing or two about living life on the wild side.
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Heather and Puggly Drop a Deuce (2004)
Character: Teenape
Heather and Puggly are back in this rip roaring tale of mystery, blood, sex and intergalactic mayhem! This time around Puggly is seduced by a vixen from far, far away. Heather and everyone else for that matter seem to think that this strange "vixen" is not to be trusted. As soon as the murders start, Heather along with her friends Shemp and The Meistro begin an investigation in order to bring this so called "venus" to light.
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Wet Heat (2008)
Character: Teen Ape
WET HEAT pays homage to the spy genre as Teenape is sprung from prison to track down the kidnapped "President of Show Business" before all of Hollywood crumbles!
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Film Crew (2008)
Character: Justin
A lunatic crashes a theater's midnight Troma marathon.
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Destruction Kings (2006)
Character: N/A
Mr. Bonejack and Teen Ape reunite for one final apocalyptic showdown with the ultimate creatures of the night - Dracula, Funkenstein and The Wolfman!
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Scrotal Vengeance (2001)
Character: Bacchus
Juvenile micro budget horror-comedy about two vampires fighting over the same girl.
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Paranormal Investigation Agency (2017)
Character: N/A
A documentary following the vulgar adventures of the Paranormal Investigation Agency as they investigate a series of paranormal encounters, including sex crazed ghosts, horny demon possessions and murderous succubus.
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Anal Paprika 3: Menage-A-Death (2001)
Character: Alfred
Chris Seaver's final installment in the Anal Paprika trilogy comes to a close when Alfred, Johnsimon, and Toddy save the world from killer vampires.
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Heather and Puggly's Christmas Special (2010)
Character: The Elf
Heather and Puggly come back for a final fifth installment. This piece of lost media would have had one of Santa's Elves molest Puggly, and it's up to Heather and Puggly to stop the horny elf.
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Filthy McNasty (2002)
Character: Mooney
Two bookish women, whom crave adventure and bad taste, suddenly turn into sexy ladies after being zapped with a spell by a sex-starved ghost.
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Anal Paprika (1999)
Character: Alfred
A couple of dolts lost in the woods get stalked by a lunatic obsessed with John Stamos.
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Resident Horror (2009)
Character: Tokeen Jackson
Rookie cop Tokeen Jackson has just been given a new assignment: The elite Super Police Action Rescue Squad in Badger City! However, the S.P.A.R.S quickly find themselves in a situation not covered by their training; trapped in a mansion where the dead have come back to life and the mysterious Parasol Corporation is doing everything they can to cover it up. What terrible secret is the company trying to hide and how does it tie into the mysterious events that occurred in Quiet Knoll? Lock the doors, conserve your ammo, and rearrange your creepy animal statues in a vaguely logical pattern because the horror is coming home in X-Strike Studio's fifth feature length video game parody!
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P. Rappa's Nth Mile Dilemma (2007)
Character: D.J. K
P. Rappa is young pup rapper wanna-be with some big hip-hop ambition. He wants to impress the flower of his dreams, Sunny but standing in his way is evil rap sensation Joe Chin! Now P must seek the aid of four rap masters and become a first class thug by Saturday or lose his street cred forever! It's a showdown at Club Fun, X-Strike style!
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Project: Snake - Low Budget Espionage (2006)
Character: DARKA Chief
Terrorists have seized control of a remote Alaskan nuclear weapons facility. Now the only man that can stop the impending disaster is the cigarette-addicted, cardboard box-sneaking, guard-choking, woman-hating, gun-toting, legend of the battlefield, codename: SNAKE.
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River City Rumble (2003)
Character: Blade
An evil gang boss, Slick, kidnaps Ryan's girlfriend and holds the city for ransom. Now it's up to Ryan and his best friend Alex to fight through a city packed with evil gangs, brutal bosses, and...fine eateries? It's comedic mayhem in this FIRST X-strike Studios production.
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