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Smut Without Smut: Satanic Horror Nite (2021)
Character: (archive footage)
Light your black candles and start the chant! Culled from 16mm prints found in Something Weird’s attic, SMUT WITHOUT SMUT: SATANIC HORROR NITE is an exclusive feature-length mixtape curated by the Lucifer-worshipping maniacs at the American Genre Film Archive (AGFA). Best viewed during the witching hour at a haunted drive-in, this mixtape features “Smut Without Smut” versions of six Satan-themed features, as well as trailers, commercials, and ephemera from the vaults. WATCH! Demon killers wearing makeup in the style of the band KISS! SEE! Sacrificial rites performed on kitchen tables! OBSERVE! Credits like “Co-starring Raquel Belch!” Dreamy, outrageous, and filled with naked people wearing velvet capes, SMUT WITHOUT SMUT: SATANIC HORROR NITE is a spicy treat for those souls who are brave enough to jump into the fire.
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A Clockwork Blue (1972)
Character: Dancing Girl (uncredited)
Hapless researcher Homer travels through time, jumping through the erotic history of civilization.
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The Godson (1971)
Character: Hooker in White Top (uncredited)
An ambitious mobster, Marko, makes the local brothel into a rousing success after double-crossing the mafia Don. This of course angers certain people who come after him.
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Two Hours On A Sunday (1973)
Character: Rosa the Dancer (uncredited)
God may have rested on the Seventh Day, but the horny mere mortals in this sinful grindhouse screwfest squeeze more sleazy, unredeeming sex into two hours than you can shake a bible at.
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Love After School (1971)
Character: Vanessa
The story of the adventures of a sex-education instructor who makes house calls.
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Hard At It (1971)
Character: Cindy
Bill and Kathy's car breaks down. They go to a nearby house to use the phone to call a garage, and the lady of the house Cindy introduces them to swinging.
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Triple Play (1971)
Character: N/A
Triple Play is not about baseball. Definitely not. Rather, it’s about aspiring actress Rosie Palmer who went to “a certain house on Orange Grove Street in Hollywood” where she “not only lost all her charming innocence, but also came to grips with a soul-twisting situation that was to affect her drastically for the rest of her life.” In simpler terms, she’s slipped a Spanish Fly and fucks in a frenzy for a third of the film.
The other two thirds are given over to those responsible for sending Rosie to that fateful house, and these sleazebags sure don’t need Spanish Fly to twist their souls into a fucking frenzy.
Seedy sex and a virginal Rosie make for some high ’70s prurience.
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Ward Sex (1971)
Character: Mary
Nurses and patients get it on in the busiest hospital ward in town.
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Birthday Babe (1970)
Character: N/A
A group of friends comes to a birthday party with a very unusual gift.
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The Groupies (1971)
Character: Martha
We meet a young girl that comes across a groupie in a parking lot, whom she asks if the young girl would like to come home with her. When they get there we discover a band family where everyone sleeps with everyone. All the madness is dictated by pretty boy band leader Rick Lutze.
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Count Erotica - Vampire (1971)
Character: Angelique
A vampire roams the streets of early 1970s Los Angeles and welcomes an unsuspecting young couple into his home.
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City of Sin (1971)
Character: Hooker in Boots
In this hardcore parody of "Dragnet", two vice detectives roam the city looking for prostitutes. Only instead of arresting them, the cops have sex with them. One day they hit the "jackpot" when they discover a brothel.
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The Orgy Machine (1972)
Character: Girl on Brown Bed
Mad Scientist Dr. Werner von Sperm has created The Orgy Machine! It can see through walls, and it can control people's minds! Anyone brought under its influence turns from their normal pursuits to wild, crazed, sex! How much will countries pay him to avoid having their top people turned into sex-crazed libertines? He wants to find out!
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Tijuana Blue (1971)
Character: Gina - Bar Entertainer
Two drug runners get caught up in the Tijuana sex scene.
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X Rated Loves (1971)
Character: Pam (uncredited)
Typical early seventies grindhouse porno of little distinction. Setup is neglected housewives will have sex with whoever is available
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Linda Can't Stop (1972)
Character: Nora
After breaking up with her boyfriend, Sandy (not Linda) has trouble meeting interesting people, so she drives out to Jerry’s "Sun Camp" where the slogan is "Sun Camp Can Be Fun Camp" and where she’s assured that, "We have a rather congenial group here today." Roaming the campgrounds, Sandy (not Linda) meets all the congenial folks up from the city who come for some of Jerry’s sex therapy. "Just react naturally," she is advised. So she reacts like a natural nymphomaniac. Then again, so does everyone else.
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Ensenada Pickup (1971)
Character: Chiquita
Candy Samples, Rene Bond, Eve Orlon and Jill Sweete are the bodacious gals involved in this wild story about a family chartering a fishing boat for a cruise who discover that the ship's actually on a relax run. The family soon become captives in a savage and sexy seafaring saga that's sure no "Gilligan's Island."
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Worlds of Love (1972)
Character: Girl in Stag Film (uncredited) (archive footage)
A pseudo-documentary about the evolution of love.
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Virgin Rape (1971)
Character: Barbara
A pretty young teenage virgin is "taught a lesson" about being a tease by her best friend. She finds comfort in the arms of her mother and her stepfather.
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Teen-age Fantasies: An Adult Documentary (1971)
Character: Skye
An explicit series of erotic vignettes centering on the sexual fantasies of adolescents: A nervous young woman makes love with a sensitive nice guy; an old man has sex with a teenage girl; a young lady gets so aroused watching her best gal pal make love to her boyfriend that she partakes in a lesbian make-out session with said gal pal before eventually engaging in a threesome; a cute girl aggressively seduces her timid boyfriend; and a gal engages in vigorous anal sex with her boyfriend. Meanwhile, Rene Bond demonstrates her remarkable prowess with fellatio in the wrap-around segments.
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Diamond Double Cross (1971)
Character: N/A
An action-packed early 1970s XXX crime caper with the delightful big-breasted beauty Annette Michael on full display.
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Carnal Go-Round (1972)
Character: Minnie Curtis
Sassy streetwise hooker Alice teaches eager newbie Minnie the tricks of her trade. However, complications ensue after Minnie's fiancé Arnold discovers what she does for a living.
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The Chateau (1973)
Character: First Brunette Captive
Multiple women are abducted and brought to a hidden chateau where they are "trained" to be sold off as sex slaves. Can they survive this harrowing ordeal and escape the clutches of these human traffickers?
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