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The Bleu Cheese Brothers (2008)
Character: Dametrie
The Bleu Cheese Brothers is an out of this world Ernest Fan Film which shows you, the ERNEST fan, what happened after his untimely death. Two geeky and awkward brothers set out on an adventure with their shitty friend, Gothorella, to bring back Ernest from the dead, so he can finish the Last Ernest Film, "A Nightmare on Vern's Street". Before they can do so, they must battle with The Devil, who is a busty she wench that loves show tunes and EVIL. She sends her minions, Dametrie and Mendoza the Giant Boobed Porn Demon, to thwart the brothers plans to resurrect Ernest from his hellion cage.
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The Karaoke Kid (2006)
Character: Savage Papplione
In the first All Comedy Flick from LBP, Chris Seaver brings you the heart warming tale of AJ Stabone, a mild mannered guy who was thrust from his California life, to live in the small hick town known as Wellsville, NY. He soon finds out that this small town is much more than it seems. It is home to the BIGGEST Karaoke Championship of all time, and Ricky the Gootch reigns Supreme. Ricky makes it pretty hard for the NEW Kid and starts an all out War to destroy AJ and his "cool" ways. AJ along with his mentor Poopdeck Pappy, enter the contest to thwart Ricky's plans of Karaoke World Domination and put him in his place. Watch as You Will witness Karaoke, like you have never seen it before.
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Filthy McNastiest: Apocalypse F.! (2005)
Character: Clavell Mandanglo
FILTHY McNASTIEST goes beyond the previous films and introduces D'artagnan, who proves that the female is indeed the deadliest of the species! She grants Clavell's desire to satisfy his lover in one area where he's coming up "short" with hilariously over-the-top consequences!
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Return to Blood Fart Lake (2012)
Character: Moses Lofantane
Many years have passed since the tragic events at Blood Fart Lake, where Jimmy dispatched a bunch of party going, cabin dwelling kids before he could be stopped by Ben Scrivens & his red neck pal, Leo Dechamp. Now Jimmy has returned, this time preying on a group of "Spirit Hunters" searching for the truth to his killings, & Ben must track down Leo before they're added to his list of victims!
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Heather and Puggly Drop a Deuce (2004)
Character: T-Bone Mcloud
Heather and Puggly are back in this rip roaring tale of mystery, blood, sex and intergalactic mayhem! This time around Puggly is seduced by a vixen from far, far away. Heather and everyone else for that matter seem to think that this strange "vixen" is not to be trusted. As soon as the murders start, Heather along with her friends Shemp and The Meistro begin an investigation in order to bring this so called "venus" to light.
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Film Crew (2008)
Character: Juan
A lunatic crashes a theater's midnight Troma marathon.
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Destruction Kings (2006)
Character: N/A
Mr. Bonejack and Teen Ape reunite for one final apocalyptic showdown with the ultimate creatures of the night - Dracula, Funkenstein and The Wolfman!
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Heather and Puggly Crucify the Devil (2005)
Character: T-Bone
H and P are back in the sequel to "12 Inches of Dangling Fury" and "Drop a Deuce". This time out, the sisters are part-time students, part-time exorcists as they battle the forces of evil in the city of Bonejack Heights. Little do they know, The Devil and his small band of minions are getting pissed at the rise of fallen demons, and Lucifer must set out on his own to kill Heather and Puggly and all of their friends that get in his way.
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Heather and Puggly Cock Block the Apocalypse (2006)
Character: T-Bone
This time out the girls are wizards at Bonejack's School of Wizardry and have to stop an evil warlock from taking a magical Orb hidden in a sexually repulsive place and using it for his own evil ends.
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Blood Trim: The Bleeding (2004)
Character: Desmond St Croix
Blood Trim is a short flick about the evil Desmond St. Croix and his bloodthirsty taste for the sweet tangy solitude of period blood. Yes that's right, this villain LOVES him some pussy plasma. When Geoffrey and his brood of sexy hoes unwittingly unleash the spirit of Desmond, the part-tay heats up in a menagerie of death and Jamaican Fury. Spit seed as you witness scantily clad women run willy nilly around your hearts and tug at your nut strings. Dance the death dance as you find out what happens when five school chums, a talking vagina and Michael Jackson have to stop a rampaging fiend, hell bent on sipping the women folk dry and ruling the world with a rasta filled fist. Take heed, foolish mortals. Nothing can prepare you for such terror and cheese. Strap yourselves in for an explosive ride through your own dementia. This IS Blood Trim.
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The House On Bonejack Hill (2006)
Character: Russell
High-schooler Steffon learns his late grandfather has bequeathed his stately manor to him, to keep or to sell. The lucky teen gathers his friends and heads on over for a wild weekend party. After meeting the live-in staff and settling in, a series of mysterious murders happen. But who is the culprit? Will any of the gang survive long enough to find out?
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Ghoulish Chronicles From Bonejack High (2005)
Character: Killer Kellerman "The Ghoul"
Ghoulish Chronicles from Bonejack High: Killer Kellerman Strikes Again ...tells the true-life adventures of Steffon, Mowgli, and Jill, three buds for life who are all about having the "good times" until one fateful night when their good times turn into nightmares due to playing with a oujia board. Two busty grim reapers tell the trio they have released the evil ghoul Killer Kellerman, who when alive was a child molester and psycho killer and all around nasty man ...and now he is back to rape more supple young asses. The trio must find a way to send the evil Kellerman back to hell. Check your noggins at the door folks as you are about to be thrust into a world of insane comedy, gore, sex charged romance, witches, big-boobed grim reapers, high school bullies, puppets, rap-off's, 80's music and be forced to ACCEPT this tomfoolery.
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Hi-8 (Horror Independent 8) (2014)
Character: The Decimator (Segment "Genre Bending")
Segments from eight of the leading indie horror filmmakers including Tim Ritter, Brad Sykes, Donald Farmer, Todd Sheets, Chris Seaver, Ron Bonk, and Marcus Koch.
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Phantom of the Grindhouse (2014)
Character: N/A
When the Sleepy Hollow Heights Horror Club learns their local grindhouse will be shut down, they plan a 24-hour horror-movie-marathon as a last-ditch effort to save the theater. Unbeknownst to them, a derelict called The Phantom will stop at nothing to keep the meddling kids from ruining his sanctuary - and things go from bad to worse as The Phantom falls for the girl of his dark dreams.
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Mulva 2: Kill Teen Ape! (2005)
Character: T'Bone
Mulva comes out of a five-year coma and seeks revenge against Teenape and his gang for stealing her Halloween candy.
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Zelly & Me (1988)
Character: Alexander
A young orphan who lives with her grandmother in a large Virginian home infatuates herself with the voices of Joan d'Arc. Her French nanny seeks out the help of a rich suitor to take her and the orphan away when she realizes that the grandmother cannot offer the orphan the love that she needs.
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Taintlight (2009)
Character: T-Bone
The tale of Stella, a young girl who falls in love with an ancient, beautifully-behaired bloodsucker named Edgar. They struggle to stay together in the midst of vampire carnage, but a love triangle bubbles up when a Michael Jackson-loving werewolf named Jack comes forward professing his own love for Stella. Meanwhile, a rival group of "real" vampires led by the evil Razor McBleed are prowling.
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Paranormal Investigation Agency (2017)
Character: N/A
A documentary following the vulgar adventures of the Paranormal Investigation Agency as they investigate a series of paranormal encounters, including sex crazed ghosts, horny demon possessions and murderous succubus.
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Mulva: Demon Ass Kicker (2025)
Character: Mr. Bonejack
25 years after kicking zombie ass, an all new Mulva is here to ward off a couple of moronic bullies as well as a demon invasion threatening to derail yet another Halloween party in this 2025 reboot.
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