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Love in the Cards (2012)
Character: N/A
After a psychic falls from favor due to loss of his powers, he inherits a magic amulet that gets him into trouble for using it to control rich women.
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Deadly Tales (1998)
Character: 2nd DiCaprio Hitman
Three part horror anthology based on three short stories by H.G. Wells, Mary Shelley, and Rudyard Kipling.
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The Craven Cove Murders (2002)
Character: Risher
Lucas Swan, owner of a bed and breakfast, authored a book on a rash of murders a few years before. The murders begin anew, and when police refuse to listen, Swan sets out to kill the killer, only to learn afterward that he somehow survived.
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Sexy Warriors (2014)
Character: Morty
When the Mystic Orb of Atos is disturbed by two warring Amazons they are magically transported from their primitive island in the Dark Ages to the modern world of Los Angeles. Lost in time they continue their campaign of combat as each seeks out the other in an attempt to settle their deadly score once and for all. Their desire to fight is only matched by their desire to conquer every new form of pleasure they encounter.
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Frankenspy (2023)
Character: Newton (archive footage)
When a fellow operative who also happens to be a misunderstood genius revives her corpse and gives Jill a new lease on un-life, she vows to take down the international criminal organization that infiltrated her agency and gunned her down. But her reanimated body isn’t what it used to be, and Jill the Frankenspy will have to contend with erratic limbs and a rotting brain.
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Sorority Sisters from Space (2023)
Character: Prof. Finkleman (archive footage)
Two average and nerdy college coeds looking for work leave a strip club and are 'beamed-up' to a UFO. They then plea and convince their alien captor to transform them into hot babes. The ladies then return to earth with mucho mating on their minds. Lock up your sons.
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Moon Maidens 2 (2024)
Character: (archive footage)
A film that has amazons invading Earth, encountering males and facing challenges. Amid media attention, rivals Diana and Athena strive to reunite before heading back to Byphrexia. Will they return safely or become Earth’s newest stars? Watch as the cosmic clash unfolds!
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Twilight Vamps (2010)
Character: Detective Simpson
A vampire nudie bar? Let's get the party started! Two guys get the lap dance of their lives as they encounter a bevy of bounteous beauties with an appetite for human blood in one of the sexiest night clubs around. With a gang of vampire strippers led by the lovely Tabitha it's a dusk-to-dawn marathon of sex, rock and roll, and more sex! Who will survive and what will left of them?
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Sexual Witchcraft (2011)
Character: Cooper
Witches have moved into the neighborhood and Michelle Bauer is not happy about it. Christine Nguyen and her husband have irked the neighbors with their sexual sorcery. Holly Sampson has come down from sexual witch heaven to help Christine navigate the modern world. She imports Cleopatra for reasons that are too ridiculous to mention. It all ends with a lot of mediocre sex and a great ad campaign for Christine's husband. But I'm with Bauer. Her neighbors are bringing down property value in the softcore neighborhood.
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Strippers from Another World (2013)
Character: Prof. Finkleman
When two nerdy college coeds, Erika Jordan and Krissy Lynn, wish upon a falling star they are whisked into outer space where an alien experiment transforms them into hot sexy space babes who return to Earth as strippers.
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Bikini Girls from the Lost Planet (2006)
Character: Hobart
When the ladies who inhabit the all-lesbian planet of Aquaterra need some top-grade male breeding stock, what else would they do besides don their bikinis and blast off for planet Earth? With men on their minds, two of Aquaterra's finest run into plenty of adventures as they search for Earth studs in director Nicholas Medina's erotic spoof starring Alexandre Boisvert, Evan Stone and Brad Bartram.
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Super Ninja Doll (2007)
Character: Agent Canola
A comic book loving college coed is transformed into a superhero and attempts to thwart an alien invasion.
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Sleeping Beauties (2017)
Character: Mr. Logan
Awakened from a curse after 400 years, Sleeping Beauty (Sarah Hunter) marvels at the wonders of the new century. She falls in love with a famous architect who is working to restore the castle she once lived in, but finds there are enemies plotting against her. Giving in to her long pent-up sexual desires, Beauty cannot resist the lustful advances of both men and women and after 400 years, she's ready to explore everything and everyone!
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Bikini Royale (2008)
Character: Newton
Special Agent Tanya X attempts to unmask enemy agents who are passing top secret missile plans via high stakes poker games.
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The Mysterious Madame Zola (2010)
Character: Newton
Special Agent Tanya X infiltrates a high-priced call girl ring in order to uncover a deadly nest of enemy spies. Little does she know that the deadly and dreaded ‘Madame Zola’ herself, a threat to national security is behind the organization. It is up to the super and sexy Agent Tanya X to stop Madame Zola and her international gang of spies!
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Screaming in High Heels: The Rise & Fall of the Scream Queen Era (2011)
Character: Himself
Three girls living in Los Angeles, CA in the 1980s found cult fame when they "accidentally" transitioned from models to B-movie actresses, coinciding with the major direct-to-video horror film boom of the era. Known as "The Terrifying Trio," Linnea Quigley (The Return of the Living Dead), Brinke Stevens (The Slumber Party Massacre) and Michelle Bauer (The Tomb), headlined upwards of ten films per year, fending off men in rubber monster suits, pubescent teenage boys, and deadly showers. They joined together in campy cult films like Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-a-Rama (1988) and Nightmare Sisters (1987). They traveled all over the world, met President Reagan, and built mini-empires of trading cards, comic books, and model kits. Then it all came crashing down. This documentary remembers these actresses - and their most common collaborators - on how smart they were to play stupid
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Bikini Sorority House (2019)
Character: Morty/Professor Finkelman (archive footage)
Gamma Phi, the hottest sorority on campus, is looking for new recruits, and when bookish seniors Marge and Anita rush the house, they make a big splash. But can these meek freaks go from geek to Greek in just one week? Find out as these coed cutie pies copulate their way across their college campus with a course curriculum ranging from Bikini Car Wash 101 to Advanced Exotic Dance, and see just what it takes (and what they have to shake) to make it as a pledge at the Bikini Sorority House.
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Cyborg Hookers (2016)
Character: Dr. Isaacson
A manipulative, dirty politician programs bikini-model robots to seduce his rivals for blackmail purposes.
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Illicit Desires (2018)
Character: Hammer
Peeks behind the curtain into the world of an adult toy manufacturer. And what a world it is! Greed and betrayal run wild in the corporate world of sensual oddities as a new, young, office intern sets her sights on moving right to the top. What she's willing to do to get where she wants to be will absolutely kill you. It also helps if you're a psychopathic murderess.
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Witchouse II: Blood Coven (2000)
Character: Knowledgable Man
When an old house in a small town is razed to make way for a shopping mall, the crew unearths four unmarked graves. A professor from a nearby university is asked to find out who the bodies are, but when she and her students arrive in town and begin to ask questions, they discover that no one wants to talk to them or help them in any way.
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Bewitched Housewives (2007)
Character: Brother Hopkins
In 1692 Salem an accused witch is rescued at the last moment by the Sisterhood of Witches and transported to the modern day where she assume the life of a Plain Jane suburban housewife. When the Witch Hunter is accidentally transported through time as well it becomes a game of Cat and Mouse.
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Busty Housewives of Beverly Hills (2012)
Character: Peter
When Rinaldi, the World's Worst Hypnotist, inherits a mansion in Beverly Hills with his wife, Kelli McCarty, he also acquires a magical amulet that gives him special power over women. Soon every Beverly Hills Housewife has her sights set on him!
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Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold (1995)
Character: Guard #1
Among the finalists for "Centerfold Of The Year" are Angel and her spiteful rival Betty. However, no one is aware of Angel's involvement in a secret medical beauty enhancement program headed by Dr. Lindstrom. Desperate to win, Angel overdoses on Lindstrom's formula, with disastrous results. Soon she has grown to monstrous but shapely proportions, causing all sorts of complications, the most dangerous being Betty's jealousy of Angel's new-found attention. Betty discovers Angel's secret and takes the formula herself, causing her to grow into an equally gorgeous giant. As the girls battle it out on Hollywood Blvd., Dr. Lindstrom races to find an antidote.
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Sapphire Girls (2003)
Character: Irish Priest
Once, Ruby, Crystal and Jade were on top of the world. Now they're desperate for a comeback. When a mysterious millionaire offers them a world tour, they jump at the chance. But there are a few strings attached, and soon these sexy sirens are in hot water. With the help of an undercover agent, they're about to prove that you don't toy with the Sapphire Girls.
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Bikini Royale 2 (2010)
Character: Newton
When an enemy spy ring is discovered to be operating out of a Madame Zola's House of Tarts, Tanya X must go uncover to infiltrate to the gang using her sensuous and secretive talents.
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Bikini Time Machine (2011)
Character: Watergate
The bikini time machine sends people back in time, but it has the side effect of making them very horny. The professor who invented it gets fired because the dean thinks he's just a dirty old man; however, he gets a chance to use his invention for good.
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Bonnie & Clyde: Justified (2013)
Character: Neal
In Depression-era America, Bonnie Parker met Clyde Barrow over a cup of hot chocolate, and it was love at first sight. Their violent courtship took them through bank robberies, prison and a multi-state crime spree, securing their place in history as one of America's most notorious couples
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The Naked Monster (2005)
Character: Hospital Orderly
Using soundtracks and extensive footage from many old movies, this spoof/homage of 1950's science-fiction films brings back many favorite actors from these classic movies, some reprising their former roles, to help destroy a giant stop-motion monster that is threatening to destroy Los Angeles.
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Moon Maidens (2023)
Character: Mr. Roberts (archive footage)
Take them to your leader. When sexy Moon Maidens invade the bodies of three earth women, they learn the meaning of human sexuality.
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Bikini Frankenstein (2010)
Character: Professor Van Sloane
Convinced that the average male couldn't tell the difference between a living woman and a corpse, the nefarious Dr. Frankenstein creates an undead sex-kitten named Eve.
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Housewives from Another World (2010)
Character: Mr. Roberts
Three beautiful housewives whose heavenly bodies get snatched by aliens attempt to prevent the launch of a deep-space satellite.
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Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros (2010)
Character: Mr. Martin
Dr. Bikini Jones is on the hunt for the lost Temple of Eros. Using a golden idol as her guide, she searches the wild land of Moronica, along the way battling man-eating dinosaurs and fending off the sensuously wicked Evilla. Bikini will do anything to find the sacred temple... and certainly does (much to the delight of her fans)!
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Inner Sanctum (1991)
Character: Sergeant Levy
A woman attempts suicide when she suspects her husband doesn't love her and is having an affair. Now she's wheelchair-bound, and her husband, who indeed doesn't love her and is having an affair, hires a private nurse to look after his wife. The nurse begins to suspect that she was hired because of unproven allegations that she murdered someone's wife in a similar situation, that the husband wants her to murder his wife.
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Kiss of a Rose (2023)
Character: Logan (archive footage)
After 300 years, a beauty is woken from a magical curse and marvels at the wonders of the new century. She falls in love with a famous architect restoring her former castle, but immediately finds that there are several enemies plotting against her and her new chance at a happy life. Edited from "Sleeping Beauties".
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