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Skits-O-Phrenia (2004)
Character: N/A
The twisted mind of director Bill Zebub spills out onto the small screen in this 90-minute jaunt that combines offbeat comedy with short films and skits. Spoofing on the horror genre, Zebub pokes fun at the clichés of slasher flicks, replacing fear with humor. Also featured are works from directors Isabelle Stephen and Shane Morton and a short film about a schizophrenic who finds that the voices in his head are coming from the television.
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Kill the Scream Queen (2004)
Character: Sexual Sadist
A sadist lures fledgeling actress to his den of horrors, promising them fame if they act in his "snuff film." They realize only after they are tied up that he really means to torture, rape, and kill them for all to see.
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Jesus Christ: Serial Rapist (2004)
Character: Schizophrenic
A schizophrenic man who believes he is Jesus kidnaps women who refuse to believe his delusion He videotapes himself with these women he has tied up in various states of bondage. He sends videotapes to the media labeled "Gospels of Blood," which are just photographs of naked women in bondage, usually crucified in some way, with the camera panning and zooming over the photos. These photographs account for more than half of the running time. There is no sound, only a few title cards, although there is a soundtrack of heavy metal music.
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Night of the Pumpkin (2010)
Character: Bill
At the beach, a pumpkin washes ashore and is promptly and cruelly destroyed by two young women frolicking on the sand. When they crush the pumpkin, their legs are covered in an inexplicable red liquid. Fast forward to Mischief Night when these same two women and their friends find themselves being stalked by a killer Pumpkin Man. Is he just a sicko in a costume or something more bizarre that has marked them for death?
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Dirtbags (2002)
Character: Bill
Testing the boundaries of political incorrectness, these characters have never attained anything through honorable means. They prefer to use lying, cheating, stealing, or brute force. Take, for instance, the pharmaceutical student who utilizes his skills to produce date-rape drugs, and he sells these concoctions in order to pay tuition. While each 'dirtbag' has his own story, all become obstacles to the protagonist – a dirtbag who's at the crossroads of change. Will he find redemption or destruction?
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Boogers of the Antichrist (2020)
Character: Bogumil
This movie was to be as absurd as Antfarm Dickhole, but Bill Zebub’s research inspired new story ideas. This will still be an unusual tale, but it will be a bit deeper than planned. Then again, Bill Zebub usually adds deeper levels for those who want to explore. It might be safe to call this a spoof of occult horror. That was the original idea. It is more than a parody however.
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Sicko the Bloodclown (2021)
Character: Bloodclown
A silent villain commits horrifying crimes in a spree that would even make a demon cringe.
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Assmonster: The Making of a Horror Movie (2006)
Character: Bill
This is a comedy about a guy who watches an awful DVDr that was made by one of those fake directors who sell their crap at horror conventions and decides that he too will make a bad movie and sell it for $30 a copy.
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Jesus, The Total Douchebag (2011)
Character: Jesus
Follow the story of Jesus in this slapstick satire. With a name like "Jesus, the Total Douchebag" the movie should only be seen by people who enjoy blasphemous comedy, and as such, the comedy is focused on targets that are usually exempt. Director Bill Zebub explains, "Indie movies should revel in their freedom. They are not confined to the same boundaries as the big budget movies. They should give what Hollywood can't."
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Bad Acid (2005)
Character: Bill Zebub
If you think it's funny to watch a drunkard, think of the fun you'll have watching someone on acid. This movie follows a doomed character who can't seem to go a day without tripping, venturing into one misadventure after another. Yes, taking acid can make a normal routine, like going to work, seem like an odyssey, complete with monsters (toilet sharks), perils (the sidewalk turning into an inferno), and beautiful maidens. Peter Steele from Type O Negative guest stars in this unusual comedy.
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Clowna Nostra (2019)
Character: Giovanni
A millennial happens to be the son of a mob boss. He has to decide whether to join the mob, or to live life without privilege. The leftist indoctrination from school, media, and social networks makes it hard for him to understand the right wing leanings of his father. Will he trade one form of brainwashing for another' If comedy is a social mirror, then this movie is a social circus-mirror.
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Rap Sucks (2011)
Character: Bill
Rap sucks, yet it has become mainstream, which has made the world into a hell for people who haven't been brainwashed into liking the stupid trend.
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Metal Retardation (2009)
Character: Himself
You have never seen bands interviewed like this! Most metal celebrities never expect journalists to ask the most bizarre questions ever imagined, that is, unless they are familiar with "The Grimoire of Exalted Deeds: magazine. Editor "Bill Zebub" has conducted some of the most outrageous metal interviews in history. Whether he irritated the bands or made them laugh, his antics made for interviews that you couldn't stop reading, and now the craziest moments have been compiled in one gigantic collection! METAL RETARDATION says it all. Are you ready to become METALLY RETARDED?
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The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made (2005)
Character: Mental Patient
A group of friends get together for a card game, but within five minutes, most die horribly, leaving the hosts to run for their lives (and from the law). Along the way, they encounter every conceivable horror movie monster/villain, but with a new twist.
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Jesus, the Daughter of God (2013)
Character: Physicist / Peter
A gogo dancer quantum-leaps into the body of Jesus. She doesn't believe that the experience is real, so she has fun altering biblical events.
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Dumb & Dahmer (2021)
Character: Jeffrey
Jeff Dahmer is a serial killer who is looking for a relationship. In this slapstick adaptation of the story, there are plenty of laughs as well as some criticism of current mores. The director, Bill Zebub, realized that the real-life events seemed comical, like when police actually returned an escaped victim to the killer. As silly as that sounds, the reasons for the law enforcement blunders was because of prejudice, which isn't funny. A person in authority should not act on personal bias.
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Breaking Her Will (2009)
Character: Bill
BREAKING HER WILL follows the path of one of the most twisted villains ever to appear on screen. What he does to his captive hitch hiker creates an atmosphere of utterly demented sleaze. Written by Bill Zebub
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Scienceless Fiction (2014)
Character: Kapeesh
Notorious director "Bill Zebub" ("Assmonster") set out to spoof science fiction movies. He noticed that Star Trek had social messages woven into the stories. He thought jokingly "What if I weave ANTIsocial messages?" Not letting the joke fade, he wondered if there were anything in modern times that he could target, and the answer came fast. Political correctness.
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Antfarm Dickhole (2011)
Character: Ant-thony
Rampaging army ants have nested inside a living human body, whose unwilling host discovers that when he's attacked, the ants defend their home. Thus begins a tragic tale of what happens when the powerless become powerful.
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Forgive Me For Raping You (2010)
Character: N/A
In this extreme sexploitation horror shocker, a psychotic priest travels through a seemingly idyllic suburban landscape and uses his collar to secure the trust of a series of beautiful young women before subjecting these poor beauties to increasingly sadistic bouts of sexual assault. Director Bill Zebub has trimmed all of the filler from the standard serial killer movie and replaced it with a near constant barrage of depraved sexual horror. "Most serial killer films favor soap opera dialogue and speculation-depictions of the killer doing anything but the vile deeds for which he became famous. This movie shows ONLY the deranged part of the serial killer's story." - Bill Zebub WARNING: This film contains graphic nudity and sexual assault and in intended only for mature audiences.
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Dirtbags: Armpits of Metal (2004)
Character: Bill / Most Handsome
After testing the boundaries of political-incorrectness in Dirtbags (2002), the uncompromising director, Bill Zebub, returns once more to expose a new batch of dirtbags in this bold re-imagining of the sarcastic comedy.
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Trust Your Photographer (2016)
Character: N/A
A sadist imprisons a fetish photographer in his home and uses his phone to get his models to come to the house so he can tie them up and rape them.
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Metalheads: The Good, the Bad, and the Evil (2008)
Character: Bill
We're thrown into a world of metalheads unlike those in Hollywood. Mainstream movies about metalheads are actually showing you posers, not metal people. Hollywood only understands the mainstream, so their idea of metal is the pop and glam garbage. In the words of slacker Bill, the only time that a song should have the word 'baby' in it is when the song is about killing babies.
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Santa Claus: Serial Rapist (2016)
Character: Colin Epsury
A woman who is researching alien abductions for a book receives increasing reports of nocturnal attackers who are described as resembling Santa Claus. She enlists the aid of a scholar of mythology to see if the legend of Santa has a darker side, and what she discovers is more horrifying than she could never have expected.
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Texas Chainsaw Mascara (2022)
Character: Zombie
A group of New Yorkers take a road trip to Texas, to visit the locations from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Their car is disabled. As they wait in a desolate part of the state, a hiker discovers the travelers and offers refuge at her home, which happens to be five hours away by foot. When the gang arrives at what looks like a hovel, their northern attitudes and prejudices clash with the southerners, and a sadistic game ensues. All will learn what it means when someone says, "Don't mess with Texas."
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Nightmare on Elmo's Street (2015)
Character: Barbara
Puppets live alongside humans peacefully, but suddenly their behavior becomes depraved. Is such criminal activity rare, or is the media blowing things out of proportion, making cops look like sadistic gunslingers and causing people to distrust them, each other, and most of all, puppets. Is the apocalypse coming, or is the fear-mongering just a great way for News programs to get advertising money? Wait – that makes this movie sound like a serious allegory. Change that. This movie has more wtf moments than you can imagine. It’s high brow and low brow at the same time.
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Dickshark (2016)
Character: Dick
Rachel's lover has been secretly using penis-enlargement cream that has an unusual side effect which ultimately leads to an abomination. Meanwhile, Vanna supports her boyfriend Dick, who is a modern-day Victor Frankenstein. The search for the rampaging monster intensifies as more victims fall prey.
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Holocaust Cannibal (2014)
Character: Hansel
Nearing the end of WWII, Nazis realize that their defeat is imminent, so a handful of them board a plane bound for Argentina, where they plan to live in hiding. During the flight, lightning hits the plane and the SS parachute onto an island populated by savages. Atrocities await.
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S&Man (2006)
Character: Self
S&Man (also known as Sandman) is a 2006 pseudo-documentary film that examines the underground subculture of horror films. It combines real interviews with indie horror film makers and a scripted plot that does not immediately come into focus until the second half of the film.
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Amuse Me (2013)
Character: Clown
Captives find themselves at the mercy of a lunatic who dresses like a clown. He does not seem to be aware that his amusement is terrifying to the victims who are forced to participate in his games of degradation. As frightening as his lack of empathy may be, he has an even scarier personality when he gets angry.
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