After bowler Roy Munson swindles the wrong crowd and is left with a hook for a hand, he settles into impoverished obscurity. That is, until he uncovers the next big thing: an Amish kid named Ishmael. So, the corrupt and the hopelessly naive hit the circuit intent on settling an old score with Big Ern.
Movie tag line: "You wouldn't want to meet these pinheads in an alley."
Production companies:
Character: Roy Munson
Character: Ishmael Boorg
Character: Claudia
Character: Ernie McCracken
Character: The Gambler
Character: Mr. Boorg
Character: Sarah Boorg
Character: Owner Of Stiffy's
Character: Landlady
Character: Thomas
Character: Mrs. Boorg
Character: Stanley Osmanski
Character: Calvert Munson
Character: Young Roy
Character: Courtesy Call Guy
Character: 1979 Bowling Buddy
Character: 1979 Bowling Buddy
Character: Fatima
Character: 1979 Waitress
Character: Beaver Valley Bowl Manager
Character: Red Neck Stutterer
Character: Beaver Bowl Hustler
Character: Make-Out Queen
Character: Lancaster Bowl Manager
Character: Cocktail Waitress
Character: Scranton Wino
Character: Purse Snatcher
Character: Scranton Wino
Character: Bowling Priest
Character: Skidmark's Squirrel
Character: Tavern Drunk
Character: Beautiful Dancer
Character: Gas Station Attendant
Character: Nouchi's Gal
Character: Silver Legacy Maid
Character: Self
Character: Unified Fund Mom
Character: Tavern band
Character: Stiffy's Goon (as Louis Charles Consolo)