Heironymus Merkin is an internationally successful singer approaching middle age who retells his life story in a series of production numbers on a seashore in front of his two toddlers and aged mother. Merkin's promiscuous relationships with women are explored, particularly Polyester Poontang and the adolescent Mercy Humppe. Merkin is constantly surrounded by a Satan-like procurer, Goodtime Eddie Filth, and an angelic 'Presence' who interrupts Merkin's biography with cryptic Borscht Belt-level jokes to denote births and deaths in Merkin's life. Newley periodically steps out of character to complain about his 'Merkin' role with an unseen director, two screenwriters, the film's producers and a trio of blasé movie critics who are turned off by the story's eroticism and lack of plot.
Movie tag line: "Heironymus Merkin, the most talented movie star who ever sang, danced and loved girls, girls, girls."
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Character: Heironymous Merkin
Character: Polyester Poontang
Character: Uncle Limelight
Character: Goodtime Eddie Filth
Character: Fat Writer
Character: The Presence
Character: Mercy Humppe
Character: Thaxted
Character: Thumbelina
Character: Grandma
Character: Skinny Writer
Character: Producer Peter
Character: Producer Ron
Character: Filigree Fondle
Character: Little Assistance
Character: Trampolena Whambang
Character: Salesgirl
Character: Critic Bentley
Character: Critic Bentley
Character: Critic Sharpnose
Character: Red Cardinal
Character: Philip Bluster
Character: Icicle Ike
Character: Automation Bunny
Character: The Mask
Character: Oat-O-Rinos Girl
Character: Car Salesman
Character: Fran
Character: The Prompter (uncredited)
Character: Insurance Agent
Character: Toothpaste Mother
Character: Harriet
Character: Floor Wax Housewife
Character: Liz Harper