A cynical anti-American Hollywood filmmaker sets out on a crusade to abolish the 4th of July holiday. He is visited by three spirits who take him on a hilarious journey in an attempt to show him the true meaning of America.
Movie tag line: "Laugh like your country depends on it."
Production companies:
Character: Michael Malone
Character: General George S. Patton
Character: Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa
Character: Angel of Death
Character: Aziz
Character: Mohammed
Character: Josh
Character: President George Washington
Character: Todd Grosslight
Character: Judge Clarence Henderson
Character: George Mulrooney
Character: Himself
Character: Rastus Malone
Character: Slave
Character: Lab Technician
Character: Ahmed
Character: Neville Chamberlain
Character: Lab Tech 2
Character: Celebrity 1
Character: Paris Hilton
Character: Simon Rex
Character: Speaker 1940's
Character: Woman at Awards Party
Character: Airport Security Guard 1
Character: Hottie
Character: Hottie
Character: Lily
Character: It's That Michael Malone!
Character: Rehearsal Actress
Character: Political Aide
Character: I Gave up an Ass Lift for This?
Character: Entertainment Tonight Host
Character: Becca/Kaleigh
Character: Partygoer 2
Character: Heather
Character: Jane Wagstaffe
Character: Molly Duncan
Character: Reporter 1
Character: Airport Passenger 1
Character: Reporter 2
Character: Tiny Tina/Jenna
Character: Voice of Reason
Character: Parent
Character: Parent
Character: Columbia Student '1968'
Character: Columbia Student '1968'
Character: Rehearsal Actor
Character: Professor
Character: Look Out! It's Those Christians!
Character: Young Michael Malone
Character: Wounded Soldier
Character: John F. Kennedy
Character: He's Much Fatter in Person.
Character: Celebrity 2
Character: "Free History Term Papers"
Character: Mussolini
Character: Intern
Character: Rosie O'Connell
Character: Policeman 2
Character: Girl Scout
Character: Security Guard
Character: Hippie 2
Character: "Traitor!"
Character: Singer
Character: Teddo
Character: Reporter on TV
Character: Airport Security Guard 2
Character: 'Marines!' / Sassy Sailor
Character: Minister 2
Character: Hitler
Character: You're a Disgrace Protest Yeller
Character: Nun on Bus
Character: Lab Tech 1
Character: Boy Scout
Character: Thought You Hated Country Music!
Character: Trophy Girl
Character: Girl at BBQ
Character: Airport Passenger 2
Character: Marty
Character: Terrorist 2
Character: Chaplain
Character: Silvano
Character: Afghan Prisoner 2
Character: Accordion Player
Character: Minister 1
Character: Mose Malone
Character: Terrorist on Bike
Character: Subway Policeman
Character: "Sailors!"
Character: I'm Starved.
Character: Patient in Line
Character: Timmy / Atticus
Character: Subway Terrorist
Character: Trophy Girl at BBQ
Character: Policeman (MSG) 1
Character: Cuban Commander
Character: Village Voter
Character: Stagehand
Character: Jimmy Carter
Character: Tojo
Character: Hippie 1
Character: Voice of Reason
Character: Voice of Reason
Character: Cocktail Musician
Character: Cocktail Musician
Character: Cocktail Musician / Musician
Character: Wedding Guest
Character: Wedding Guest
Character: Parent
Character: Parent
Character: Parent
Character: Parent
Character: Parent
Character: Parent
Character: Parent
Character: Parent
Character: Professor
Character: Professor
Character: Professor
Character: Professor
Character: Professor
Character: Professor
Character: Professor
Character: Plantation Singer
Character: Plantation Singer
Character: Plantation Singer
Character: Plantation Singer
Character: Plantation Singer
Character: Plantation Singer
Character: Plantation Singer
Character: Columbia Student '1968'
Character: Columbia Student '1968'
Character: Columbia Student '1968'
Character: Musician
Character: Musician
Character: Musician
Character: Musician