Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Movie tag line: "America's Finest News Source."
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Character: Norm Archer
Character: Cock Puncher
Character: Dana Dobbs
Character: Sensei
Character: Dennis McCormick
Character: Michael Bolton
Character: Ahmed
Character: White Black Guy Tim
Character: Ivy Leaguer
Character: Cooking Show Chef
Character: Wizard Proteus
Character: Rodney Dangerfield
Character: Peruvian
Character: Typical Neighbor Husband
Character: Kip Kendall
Character: Alzheimers Old Lady
Character: Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Character: Producer
Character: Producer
Character: Melissa Cherry
Character: Surgeon General
Character: Dibo
Character: Kenneth Garber
Character: The Masses
Character: Rapist Lisa
Character: Rape Victim Julie
Character: Steel Beam Architect
Character: Line-Up Detective
Character: Porn Star
Character: Porn Star
Character: Lollipop Love Dancer
Character: Office Worker
Character: Lollipop Love Dancer
Character: Lollipop Love Dancer
Character: Wigger Jim
Character: Heavy Girl
Character: Announcer
Character: Hippie Diplomant
Character: Bryce Brand
Character: Bryce's Manager
Character: Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Character: Peen Out Guy
Character: James Nakatami
Character: Gay Guy