The Crapkeeper hosts two stories combining highbrow entertainment with kung fu action, alien adventure and vampire lesbian sex.
Movie tag line: "Twice the monsters! Twice the fat guys! Twice the lesbians! Twice the boobies!"
Production companies:
Character: Ivanna Dance / Demanda
Character: The Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis (voice)
Character: Soul Stripper (as Arban)
Character: Sexy Asian Vampire
Character: Travis Dance
Character: Timmy
Character: Chief Doublestump
Character: Private Dick Sam Black
Character: Racoon Head
Character: News Anchor
Character: News Anchor
Character: Zelda Lipschitz / Herself
Character: Michael Herz / 500 Pound Candygramm
Character: Himself
Character: James' Assistant
Character: Sally Sterks
Character: Deke the Red Herring
Character: Larry the Stripper
Character: Lesbian Art Student #1
Character: Lesbian Art Student #2
Character: Surly Crack-Head Trannie
Character: Jimmy (as Ron Hyatt)
Character: Steve Keen (as Juan Schwartz)
Character: Guy Who Finds the Space Ship
Character: Fake Zit Guy
Character: Next Door Neighbor (as Bill Ferguson)
Character: Guy Who Gets Ass Fucked by Buddy
Character: Purse Snatcher
Character: Monster Meat
Character: Office Chair Victim
Character: Black Guy #2
Character: Bouncer
Character: Guy at the Party
Character: Guy at the Party
Character: Party Goer
Character: Party Goer
Character: Party Goer
Character: Himself (uncredited)
Character: Woman on Balcony (uncredited)
Character: Party Goer (uncredited)
Character: New Found Glory
Character: People at the Party
Character: People at the Party
Character: Party Goer
Character: Party Goer
Character: Party Goer
Character: Party Goer
Character: People at the Party
Character: Party Goer
Character: People at the Party (as Nicolle Talley)
Character: People at the Party
Character: Voice Over
Character: Party Goer
Character: Party Goer
Character: Self
Character: Soul Stripper
Character: Lesbian Vampire
Character: People at the Party
Character: Strip Bar Announcer / Larry / Deacon / Oliver Stone (voice) (uncredited)
Character: (uncredited)
Character: Party Announcer (voice) (uncredited)
Character: Sgt.Kabukiman / Rapist (voice) (uncredited)
Character: Mr. Freaky (uncredited)
Character: Door Girl (uncredited)